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angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

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Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third

Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name

“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”

by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020


Angelina lo lo

Angelina is a term used to describe a beautiful girl who is loving, caring and could not be more perfect. She is a stunning girl, the type to catch your eye and never fails to put a smile on your face. She is funny too which is a bonus and when you make her laugh she has an adorable smile. To top it all of she gets sad when you don't talk to her and she always wants your attention which is the cutest thing ever. This describes the Angelina I know, my best friend who couldn't make me more happy. ily

"The best person I know is Angelina "
(Angelina lo lo)

by OliverTheGodfather October 2, 2020


Angelina Ballerina

A Classic Caillou wannabe that always gets her way.

Oh my god, Angelina Ballerina is such a Classic Caillou wannabe!

by Deashawn the Heathcliff Fan August 1, 2022


a angelina

a very annoying person who sucks and don't like having fun

-omg stop being such a Angelina

-have you met this guy from my school he is such a Angelina

by Mujica474 December 1, 2022


a angelina

a very annoying person who sucks and dont like having fun

-omg stop being such a angelina

-have you met this guy from my school he is such a angelina

by Mujica474 December 1, 2022


Angelina wait

a girl named Angelina get married to a boy Andrew wait and he last name now is wait

A girl and a boy get married a.k.a. a boy and a girl fall in love and the boy proposes to her a.k.a. gives her a ring And as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina wait married and Jilliand as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina Wait married Andrew wait before they got married her name was Angelina DellaDara

by Married Pepsi October 30, 2019