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Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.
Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.
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verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over
just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
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A length of pipe slid over the handle of a wrench to increase the amount of torque, usually used when a breaker bar is unavailable. A form of jury-rig.
A bolt on Logan's car was hard to turn, so he used a cheater bar to get it free.
The hardware store was out of breaker bars, so it's lucky I had 2 feet of pipe to use as a cheater bar.
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The opposite of a laxative
I sat on the toilet for 15 hours after eating a box of cliff bars
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Popular "hashish" found in the UK.
soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement
45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you
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(noun): A somewhat undesirable female who frequents bars of ill repute. Derived from the term for stale beer left overnight in a bar's keg lines; e.g. slag.
The "slag" is dangerous, because she often uses her natural habitat, the bar, as a staging ground for her assault on unwitting intoxicated men. By surrounding herself by alcohol, she assures that alcohol induced "beer goggles" will compensate for her lack of aesthetic appeal, and promiscuous reputation. After six drinks, a slag looks slightly less haggard, and her indiscretion will seem like a good thing.
History: Pioneered by UConn Alum visiting Narraganset RI.
9pm
Nick: "Is that bar slag coming back with us?"
CM: "No man, she's hit."
11pm
--Slag comes back with us.
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Wads of crumbled up 1 and 5 dollar bills found in your front pockets after a night at the bar, due to only paying for drinks with 20s.
I thought I had spent all my money last night, but I had more than enough bar cabbage to cover my cab ride home.
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