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Cigarette Pirate

The person at the bar or pub who never has smokes and goes around to every person in the bar requesting cigarettes until they have a nice treasure of free smokes

Look at the dirty cigarette pirate running around bar collecting his bounty

by MustardTiger August 9, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


French Cigarette

An act of oral sex where the giver felate’s the first 1/4 inch of the recipient’s penis whilst simultaneously using their thumb and index finger to manually stimulate up to one inch of said penis.

When this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the "French Sailor"

My girlfriend gave me a French Cigarette last night. It was AWESOME!

Some chick smoked my French Cigarette clear down to the filter.

She's a pack-a-day French Cigarette smoker. i.e. she's a slut

by frenchfan April 7, 2010

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


cigarette jeans

super tight, almost painted on pants. prominent in kids with the "punk" style. sometimes with patches, zippers, bleached, sewed, or buttoned. i think its extremely hot. the pants are tight all the way down, from your hipbones (make them super low cut) to your knees, they arent baggy anywhere. they should be like scotch tape for your pants.

katie: what are you staring at?
jade: that boy in the cigarette jeans.

by kristens cool November 17, 2005

82πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


dirty cigarette

A cigarette with the tip dipped in cocaine.

Dick: "Dude, you're drooling."
Jane: "Ahh shit, I smoked a dirty cigarette and now I can't feel my mouth."
Dick: "Classic."

by mariangelalala November 13, 2011

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Mexican cigarette

1. A joint containing low-quality marijuana.

Yo dude, let's smoke a Mexican cigarette.

by Nic M November 7, 2006

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Candy Cigarette

Popping a girl's ass cherry, pulling out your bloody member, and then making here suck your dick (it should appear as if she's smoking a candy cigarette if done with great precision).

My friends gave my sister an entire pack of candy cigarettes at that party last night, especially Richard.

by Sister Impregnater September 27, 2010

20πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž