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side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 9, 2020


Side Slut

The tramp a guy hangs out with but never tells his wife about. Usually a Jessica, Kristin or Danielle.

His Side Slut Jessica threw him a huge birthday party but never invited his wife.

by Princess2808 November 16, 2021


side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017


Side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.

"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 15, 2017


Side v

It's a vagina on the side, a side piece of puss, a girl on the side.

Man, my wife won't give it up so I'm seeing my side v tonight and getting some ass.

by Jrlovebone March 29, 2017


Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

by ApexPred November 28, 2019


side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020