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When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Like a trojan horse, except a rabbit.
Not everybody was in town when a few of the Greeks came bearing the Trojan rabbit, since at least a few of the people that weren't there wouldn't accept a Trojan rabbit if they had been there.
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Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"
"No sir"
"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"
"No sir."
"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"
"... Allah Akbar?"
When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours
I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre
This refers to kills, mainly in Battlefield, attacking an enemy air vehicle using only a free-fire rocket launcher, preferably the RPG. Any free-fire rocket will instantly destroy an air vehicle. Performers must conpensate for the rockets "bullet drop" and it must be an unplanned kill, so no friends involved. This is extremely hard to execute, but is physically and mentally rewarding
Oh!!!! I Just got a trojan kill
Dude, there is a free trojan flying at Charlie
Trojan! Trojan! Trojan! Trojan!
I just got trojaned by a Colonel
/ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.
1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.
A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.