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I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

by spudsNbuds February 2, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


i won a sucking battle against kirbie

i did

i won a sucking battle against kirbie he said

by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022


Get 'em up against the wall

When you see the queers in the theater๐Ÿ—ฟ

Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 9, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

by viper15 September 20, 2016


You can never win against a smiling man

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.

During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.

by Sek March 30, 2005

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March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day

A day to counter female and male objectification culture that is glorified by 'Steak and BJ day on this same irrelevant number of a day.

Chap: Oh hi! whats new today?

Chap 2: "Orite mate, I'm having a fat steak for dinner then shoving my meaty piece inside.... because its Steak and bj day"

"Oh, nice, I'm playing some football, then off to protest against misogynistic twats like yourself because its "March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day" - the day men stand up against objectification of humans. You're more than welcome to come."

by mumbotombo March 14, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

Quote from the last Starfighter.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

by doc finch November 14, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž