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A phrase used when referring to a comment that may not be accurate.
Luis: The ride back from Wendy's was uneventful. In fact, we got back early.
Bobby Evans: Whoa, that must have been in the DVD Alternate Ending - Remember the Border Police?
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Medicine based on alternative facts.
Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.
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A form of alternative rock music which pretends to be metal music due to some metal influenced riffs. This genre is considered to be metal for people who can't handle anything heavier than Breaking Benjamin.
Person 1: I was listening to some Breaking Benjamin. Are they metal or rock?
Metalhead: They are alternative metal music. They are too wimpy to play real metal, so they play alternative rock pretending to be metal.
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An Alternative Arm Day is a day that invloves a lot of tissues, lotion, Kim K and Ray J. It is said to seperate the men from the boys. It should also burn the equivalent amount of calories as going the gym for 3 months.
I heard Jimmy had an Alternative Arm Day yesterday and tore his left pectoral.
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A sexual act performed as payment for something.
"I expect payment. Alternate currency?"
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Alternative GenZ are people bron in GenZ era that are not cringe or pro-Cancel TikTok egirls.
- Everyone can become AGenZ, as longa as you dont support dumbest Cancellings from Twitter or TikTok shit.
Im Alternative Generation Z, due cringeness of "real" one.
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Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
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