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When you're jerking off to porn and realize you've seen the video before leading to you remembering the time you blew your load to it.
"Whoa..."
"What's wrong Neo?"
"I think I jerked it to this porno when I was younger."
"You remember jacking off to it?"
"Yea...what a nostalgia nut."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other again."
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Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair
Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard
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When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."
"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"
"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
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Stance taken while surfing a wave. In which your nuts free hang without aid from your legs.
I was Hangin' nuts yesterday at the jersey shore.
An individual's fixed monthly expenses, such as rent, utilities, cell phone, Internet access, car payments, car insurance, etc. These are the bills you have to pay regardless of what you do in a particular month. Can also be used more generally to describe one's monthly expenses, regardless of whether they are fixed or variable.
If I'm going to make a living as a jazz trombonist I have to keep my monthly nut small.
This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.
Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!