Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

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Bathroom Bombing

The act of entering a public bathroom (most commonly a school bathroom), and destroying the absolute shit out of it. Can be taken literally or metaphorically. Acts of destruction include but are not limited to, throwing small baby carrots at people taking a shit in the stall, Mario punching the ceiling tiles, punching the soap dispenser and stealing the soap, pissing in a bag and leaving it there, clogging the toilet with toilet paper, taking the whole ass roll of toilet paper and running out of the bathroom leaving a huge trail (don't get caught), and throwing loud poppers. Its imperative you don't get caught or else it doesn't count.

Nick: "Holy shit guys, you know what time it is?"
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles

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Bathroom staller

This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.

Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.

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blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

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bathroom Bill

The man who stalks other people in public bathrooms. Bathroom Bill was brought up in Saturday Night Live, by Colin Just.

Bathroom Bill was peaking under the stall.

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bathroom pass

A bathroom pass is a hall pass but it only gives you permission to use the bathroom during class and not lunch also teachers tend to make them embarrassing because they don't want you abusing the pass abilities

MISS! BOI IS TAKING THE BATHROOM PASSES TO JUUL IN THE BATHROOM!

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bathroom etiquette

Unwritten social standards, norms, decorum.

Don't look under the stalls to see if someone is in there, it's bad bathroom etiquette

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