Being an Alton

Being a douchebag, not unlike Alton Brown of the Food Network.

That guy? He's being an Alton and dancing on pregnant women with soccer cleats on.

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Being sick

The ultimate form of weight loss.

Being sick

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bes dum

The definition of 'bes dum' can be applied to anything in this world that a person can form an opinion on.

Derived from lazy internet lingo and poor grammatic usage, 'bes dum' is a term that English teachers would frown upon.

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Normal: "That was movie was just bad."
Usagee: "That movie bes dum."

Normal: "George Bush in an idiot."
Usagee: "George Bush bes dum."

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Being a tory

"Pulling a Tory": the act of screenshotting and sending the mentioned screenshot to another party without the expressed consent of the individual or party screenshotted.

Nigga why you being a Tory. I thought you were my bro not a snake 🐍

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Being a bitch

Not letting your friend play after losing while playing like trash

Cyr stop being a bitch, you just went 0-10 in gears of war.

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Being a Terry

When some is being a complete Jackass or being a total douche.

Guy 1: "Hey guys I just pinched off a loaf in the McDonald's bathroom"

Guy 2: "Dude, why the hell did you do that? You need to quit being a Terry."

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being pimped

being used,having a guy live with you and not help with the rent and other bills. you watching his kids and not getting paid. when you ask for him to pay he makes excuses and you dumb enough not to stand up for yourself.

girl you being pimped, your bumb az let that guy run your house

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