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to have a small penis
Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.
Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.
Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.
To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.
Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.
When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.
Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.
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Clitoris. Because the head of the clitoris with surrounding tissue looks like a man in a boat.
If you want your woman to be happy, you have to talk to the man in the boat.
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A person whom you believe is perfect in every way.
Sarah- Michelle what are you staring at?!
Michelle- Oh my god, Anthony is such a dream boat. I would do anything to get in bed with that man.
Sarah- /sigh, I don't know what you see in him.
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1) n. A really sweet ship. It can be used for sailing, but is much more likely to just be put on display.
2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.
1) Hey, Jimmy! That's a nice boat you got there. Can I sail in it?
2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.
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Sticking your face between a ladys fun bags and blowing hard allowing the boobies to wobble on your cheeks.
I went motor boating with the missus last night.
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