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Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

by Classic Ormeau May 2, 2022


brand pig

a term used to refer to a person who simps for brands. usuallly found bragging about their new air pods, how many times they've gone to disney world, and how good their new custom-made vans look.

"Don't hang out with Adam, he's such a brand pig. I saw him buying all seventeen color variants of the new Nike hoodie because he couldn't choose."

by eye-sick August 5, 2020


indi brand

Independently owned company

Indi brands are companies funded by founders and are often local or small

by Rgold16 November 20, 2017


brand nauseum

A yet-to-be-publicised medical condition in which a member of the audience of a Brand New show feels sick, and eventually has to run out of the crowd in order to vomit his/her brains out. The cause for this condition is yet to be determined, but is largely thought to be influenced by excitement of seeing the band, which is cranked up to a dangerously high level, thus weakening the body's natural defense systems and causing the victim to fall sick.

I suffered brand nauseum while Brand New was playing.

by dr. frank-n-furter. July 19, 2009


Brand-used

something that has been used but is still brand new to you.

someone who wears a shirt one time and lets you have it. you just got a brand-used T-shirt

by chrisloves40s September 9, 2011


Brand women

A women who has had so much obvious plastic surgery that she no longer has the ability to smile walk or talk and can use her tits to float when thrown overboard on a boat

Look at that fucking brand women dude

by UserBOI0901826 October 30, 2018


Brand Moves

Your personal brand is your overall image and what the community thinks about you. Every move you make in life has some sort of impact on your brand. Think of it as a stock, it can increase or decrease or stay consistent. Your friends you hang out with most are called your executives. They help make decisions that impact your brand. Keep in mind, every CEO makes decisions about their company without the knowledge of executives or the community. These decisions are known as under the table deals. These do not impact the brand originally, but if they get out they can be terrible for the brand and tank the stock.

Did you make any brand moves this weekend?

Yeah, smashed a 2 hoping to keep it under the table but she told everybody and the brand tanked.

by Bigshmoneydawg May 16, 2021