First Impressionist

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

Dessert First

Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her

With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.

first kiss

the thing I had today, October 20th 2023 at 7:57 pm.

“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”

Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

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bomb first

The street war tactic of attacking your enemies before they attack you. Also known as retaliating first. It requires great skill and paranoia to anticipate a threat and then smash them before they get to you.

Nabeel had it out for me so I had to bomb first!

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First Blood

what the Narrator of a game says after the first kill occurs.

Jimmy (true Noob): Oh i totally got this Noob.
Narrator: "First Blood"
Jimmy: WTF, thats totally bullshit.
Pro: hahahahahahah

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first kiss

One of many opprotunities to be embarassed by an erect male sexual organ.

He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.

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