push the button

US slang for clitoral massage

He really knew how to "push the button"

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enhance button

the button used by all cop shows and forensic science shows. the worlds biggest electron microscope has nothing on the enhance button

Officer Joe: no no thats no good, use the enhance button

nerdy guy: got it

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: is that what i think it is?

nerdy guy: yes sir; atoms

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Nigger Button

Alt/ Nig button

v., nig•ger•but•toned, nig•ger•but•ton•ing, nig•ger•but•tons.

1. To kill a cell phone call by pressing the ignore button while it rings. The caller is immediately sent to voice mail.

2. To kill a cell phone call by answering and hanging up immediately in one quick motion. This can be done discretely, or for dramatic effect (i.e. flipping open and slamming shut with both hands, or using pointer finger to stab at the end button).

3. A great way to say “fuck you” with out actually saying anything at all.

deej: did u hit jmax up yet?
brian: yea twice.. i got the nigger button
deej: hahaa.. what'd you just say...
brian: Nigger Button?
deej: nice
brian: yea hes prob jerkin off anyways

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dirt button

the corn hole. In other words, your ass hole

Ron licked Monkey Boys dirt button after she shaved her face.

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button-down

conservative, conventional, etc.

a button-down mind

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Penis button

A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.

Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)

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Muffin Button

A button that distributes blueberry muffins. Originally from Team Four Star.

Krillin: "Goku, did you just read my mind?"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"

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