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ex. watchin the flava flave marathon all day... your killin' cable
Getting railed in a gondola or cable car while traveling abroad.
I flirted a little hard and ended up cabling this chick in Switzerland.
Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"
Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.
"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"
A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?
Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."
A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.