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Carles Puigdemont is a movie directior, he has been doing a drama movie in real time for th last two years. It’s about defeating th Spanish Goverment with his elaborate plan. That included creating a decentralized network if people to organize a referendum, bringing ballot boxes from Spain and switching cars underneath a bridge to avoid being caught. He has done some of the most breath taking awesome plot twists abd even fleed to Belguim to leave Spain (the antagonist) in evidence of crimes against human rights.
Have you heard of Carles Puigdemont?
-Yeah! He makes awesome and intriguing drama movies in real life full of plot twists! You never know what will happen next.
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Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
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When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.
I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.
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The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.
A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!
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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.
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Someone's who's wrong about everything but his name
dude's a fuckup, a total carl wright
The act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father's cock while he strokes your gooch hairs.
I was giving my dad the Western Carl and then my mom walked in.
Carl moment is when someone does something stupid.
I fell from a horse yesterday
wow what a Carl moment