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A certified pre-owned child is a step child
Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey
Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.
Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.
Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone
This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .
When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.
"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"
M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.
Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.
A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.
Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.