Sophia Character Sketch Paradox

In an academic situation: When a friend points out a suggestion for your writing, but being the arrogant person you are, refuse to accept their suggestion, resulting in deducted marks. Afterwards, they will proceed to get mad for the suggestion they were oblivious to and continually vent about it.

Friend 1: Hey, how did you do on the English essay?
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!

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alternate character syndrome

In mmorpg's, when someone spends more time playing on alternate characters than on their main character, sometimes, to avoid leveling up.

Yeah justin has alternate character syndrome so we'll reach the level cap years before he will.

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Main Character Syndrome

This is when a person uncontrollably falls in love with the main character of any/every series.

Person: "My all-time favorite characters? Well, Harry Potter, Cloud Strife, and Lelouch Lamperouge. I totally have Main Character Syndrome."

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Main Character Energy

When somebody acts like a main character but obviously is not

“I’m not like OTHER girls-“
“Wee woo wee woo, main character energy detected, main character energy detected, wee woo wee woo”

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Kirby (Video game character)

Leader in of the Soviet Union.

If I talk smack about our glorious leader Kirby (Video game character), I will be put in a gulag.

A picture is worth 280 characters.

A Liar-in-Chief’s immoral equivalent of “A picture is worth a thousand words.” When a caustic, narcissistic, racist, supremacist, or xenophobic tweet has the same negative or nauseating effect as a fake or frightening GIF.

In TrumpWorld, or among an obscene number of morally corrupt Trumpublican lawmakers, a picture is worth 280 characters.

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Magnus the Red (40k character)

Magnus the red was described as "a traitor" in the Horus-Heresy by SOME in the 40k universe, HOWEVER, this is technically true due to him still having the THOUSAND SONS as a traitor-legion of space-marines,
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.

"Woah dude was that Magnus the Red (40k character) i just saw?"

"pretty sure of it bro-"

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