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the event in which apes rise up against humanity
are you prepared for the random chimp event
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the hands of obese, hirsute homosexuals... a.k.a. bears.
Hey David, keep your chubby chimp claws off me.
When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.
Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.
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The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising
Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS
a shitnigger that you keep around to fuck and shit on -- why God made house chimps
Hey boy, come over to take a shit on my house chimp. You can fuck it before or after you shit on it.
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The addition of Ape's to a vehicle, in effect a method of 'blining' up your 'wheels'. 'homey'.
Oh, man You gonna chimp my ride? sweet!
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Has a 1 in 12 chance to occur every 24 hours.
Warning, a random chimp event is in progress
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