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Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
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When your condom breaks during sex...duh!
Person 1: Did you hear? During sex, John and Michelle's condom broke. (condom break)
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.
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Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.
A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
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a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.
- hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
- thanks man.
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He is a teacher in La Salle College who teaches Science and Biology. He says "Shut your damn mouth!" when students are chatting loudly. His name comes from his 0.01 condom joke.
Student A : "I love Condom Leung's lesson!"
StudentB : "Don't be so 8745."
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A stupid term used in CSI Las Vegas the TV show to try and show a "hip" side of the show. Pretty much another great idea by big executives to try and bring a new young audience to the show. Instead they give weird ideas to parents and confuse everyone else who wonders why you would use such a dumbass term and then support it by having an actress say "yeah i know what they are, i went to college... didn't you?"
I fucked this really hot girl and kept a trophy condom.
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Tinfoil condom, similar to tinfoil hat, is a phrase used when talking about crazy conspiracy theories. Charles "Moist Cr1tikal" white popularized and potentially even created the phrase.
"Jimmy has been reading into those tinfoil condom conspiracy theories on Facebook and now believes cancer was invented by the FBI"