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When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.
Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.
It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.
Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck
A sponge bath for the vagina....
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)
Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-
It's when yo coochie got flakes and when you ich it flakes fall
Bitch that's why yo momma got coochie corn, stank ass BITCH
when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs
“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”