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A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.
"You're such a Gavin Cotton! Look in a mirror! You're hair is RED! Now...let's go to KFC."
A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.
“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.
He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.
pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.
Hey, you got any coochie cotton?
When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.
My auto cotton thinks its being slick.
Cotton pocket aka belly button
Pulled up her shirt and her cotton pocket was full
He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded