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He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
When a girl and a guys pubes touch during sexual intercourse
"Yo dude I just formed the cotton bridge with that bitch."
Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth
Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!
When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.
bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..
Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.
He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.
pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.
Hey, you got any coochie cotton?