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Franker's Cramp

You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.

Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.

by ThenationalFrankieingSociety April 6, 2012


unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023


cyber cramp

A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic contraction of muscle(s) in the hand, sometimes with severe pain - which may last from seconds to minutes as a result of playing video games using game controllers.

Damn! I've been gaming so much I get cyber cramps in my hands!!

by Sushiray June 24, 2014


fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 11, 2019


waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) May 12, 2011


Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013


Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long

"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"

by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017