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West Side Santa Cruz

West Side Santa Cruz is is the best side of Santa Cruz. Bloops get snapped like nothing, cars get hot boxed on Westcliff, drunk teenagers going into taco bell. Theres no white power shit like there is on ESSC. In Light house field kids are always smoking bud and getting drunk and theres the legendary Derby park.

Are you on ESSC tonight? Fuck that im on the West Side Santa Cruz where i should be!

by GanjaG0d June 30, 2011

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Cruz Clux Clan

The group of Republican senators that still wanted to challenge the 2020 Electoral College Vote even after dozens of failed lawsuits and a Coup Attempt led by Chewbacca Bikini guy and his friends from Duck Dynasty.

It was really embarrassing to see the Cruz Clux Clan on the news today still trying to make Trump 2020 happen.

by Sonicbo0mz January 9, 2021

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Miguel de la Cruz

A fat fuck that has no life and plays video games all day but thinks he has a life because he plays AYSO during the weekends. He also likes a girl named Michelle and eats a lot. He weighs more than a ton and makes memes about other people.

What a fucking Miguel de la Cruz, you're sitting in your house all day doing nothing.

by Autistic Turtle November 22, 2017

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Yoltzin rogel cruz

he is the worst Youtuber on YouTube

Yoltzin rogel Cruz is stupid and ugly

by Clorox bleach 0693827616374&:( October 13, 2020

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Ted Cruz Booze Snooze

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

by HeveStarvey March 20, 2016

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Santa Cruz Sack Lunch

The act of perfoming oral sex on an unshaved, hairy, hippie woman who hasn't showered in a week because she is natural.

Tom felt sick after a Santa Cruz Sack Lunch with that UCSC girl.

by datymade me sick June 5, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ethan Manuel "Manny" Cruz

My best friend, he is half Jamaican and Half Puerto Rican, and has attended Albuquerque Academy since the 8th grade. He was born in New York but has lived in Utah and Deming, and most recently Albuquerque. He is very nice but sometimes mean, and he makes good beats and can freestyle like a god. He is 5'4 and is supposed to be 5'8. He has very tight curly hair with a clean hairline. He is kinda perverted doe.

Me: Oh Mannys coming yay
Manny: Hey bud, my name is Ethan Manuel "Manny" Cruz

by Aido A April 8, 2019