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Snorting a line of coke off of a penis (preferably a strippers penis)
*at a Bachelorette party* “Hey girl, you gonna sniff his cucumber tonight?” “Yas Bitch!!!!”
This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.
Are you gettin veggie or cucumbering again?
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When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.
"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"
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A combination of Mexican, Irish and Eskimo. These citizens have long hair on their face with black, oarnge and white hairs. Typical name is Joe.
Man Joe you look like an Irish Cucumber.
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When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.
Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!
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did you see claire yesterday?' 'oh yeah, she gave me a really nice watermelon & cucumber sandwich
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First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.
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