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How autists say "dime a dozen"
White girls are a diamond dozen.
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The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.
I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God
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when its so cold outside, your nipples dont just cut glass, they cut diamonds
Dude 1:damn dude its like 20 below out here.
Dude 2:i know im cutting diamonds
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A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck
someone who choses girl over tokes and an all round simp
Are you oisin diamonding right now thas so freaky
A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.
Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.