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A diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. Simple enough to make, even by for retarded person. Examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, Goldfish, Pop Tarts, Diet Coke, Zebra Cakes, Steak-Ums.
Dude, all you ever eat is shit! Try a goddamn vegetable for once!
Nah yo, I'm on a retard diet. It's so easy and yummy!
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A diet in which you count your "net carbs" (which are carbs - dietary fibre). Contrary to popular beleif, this diet does not encourage you to eat massive amounts of bacon, cheese and other foods high in fat.
The reason why this diet actually works is because:
1. When you are eating regular carbs, your body uses them for energy by braking them up with insolan (which causes your blood sugar to rise, and then fall dramatically depending on the type of carb you eat) then u crave carbs again....its like a rollercoaster
2. When on Atkins, you are basically trying to keep your blood sugar constant - flat lined you could say.
3. When u don't use carbs for energy, your body switches in to ketosis - which is fat-burning mode. Instead of your body burning carbs and storing fat, your burning fat you eat and fat you store - that is why you can eat more fat on this diet - fat replaces carbs
* this diet has been proven by many studies to help type 2 diebetics - if you think about it, type 2 diebetics is like being allergic to carbs - your body cannot process them efficiently.
* I agree that this is a overly hyped diet - but it actually does work. I've lost 20 pounds over a month and a half - about 3 pounds a week. AND IM NOT HUNGRY ALL THE TIME LIKE I WAS WHEN I ATE CARBS! You have to do it properly - check out www.atkins.com for more infomation
A typical day on Atkins (if you do it right)
Breakfast:
2 egg omlette with cheese, ham, green pepper and onion
or
Low carb pancakes with low carb syrup with strawberries
or
Low carb bread (made with soy and whole wheat), with natural peanut butter
Lunch:
Garden salad with chicken
or
Low carb wrap with cheese, mayo, ham and chicken w/veggies
Supper:
Chicken breast with cheese and salad
or any meat with veggies
Snacks:
- Nuts
- Berries
- Sugar free candies/chocolate (eat sparingly though!)
- Veggies and dip
- Low carb bread with cream cheese or peanut butter
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Where you want to beat someone's ass so bad the only thing they will be able to eat is soup
I hate her so much I swear I'm gonna put her on a soup diet.
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A dump of sufficient mass to register a difference on before/after body weight measurements using standard electronic scales; greater than 0.45kg (1 lb).
Are you hungry now?
Damn right, I just had a man diet before I came out.
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A low-carbohydrated diet.
Boy, you've lost a lot of weight.
Yes, it's my new carbohatred diet, I piss pure acetone from ketosis.
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Should be called "Fadkins diet".
American people think not eating bread will make 'em lose weight. How 'bout doing something that works, like gettin' off ya freaking jello tush and work out?
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the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew
the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.
doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.
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