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Having beliefs that are inconsistent with rational thought. Divorced from reality.
Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.
A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.
Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.
Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.
Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.
Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.
Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.
I have been divorce dropped.
The anniversary of signing your divorce papers.
John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary
Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.
Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!
I and you Sam : On divorcing handsome friends were, how pig, we also do if continue?
gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience
she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene