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A once great clanless player and master of Counter-Strike 1 and 2 who normally went by ronin until he became the DrunKeN GoD due to excessive amounts of rum and coke, (mostly Heaven Hill rum but sometimes Captain Morgan.) When he achieves the perfect state of drunkeness becomes nearly invincible racking up scores of kills in the double digits while obtaining zero deaths. When he has surpassed his limits he tends to have much fun blocking, stabbing, flashing and shooting his teammates. Though he specifically chooses and targets certain teammates, normally those who are cocky pricks. But he will still have fun with the "cool" teammates who aer his "homies." His skills and personality commends respect.
Opponent 1: Wow that guy is pretty good for a fucked drunk who can't even type.
Opponent 2: wtf now he's killin his own teammates.
Friend 1: God damnit stop you fuckign prick!
Friend 2: lol hahaahaha
ronin: lololololz q:- )
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The greatest man alive, he has fucked all of your mothers, especially Cosmixmaster's mom. He fucked her thrice.
"Did you see that guy,he was almost as cool as Drunken Revolver Ocelot, you know that guy who fucked Cosmixmaster's mom 3 times."
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When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.
Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.
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The opposite of winner winner chicken dinner
Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots
The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.
The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.
Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.
People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"
When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too
I went to the pub last night and took this drunk chick how and gave her an angry drunken skunk.
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The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
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