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The most amazing persons on earth. They can be shy but deep down they're fun. They like when boys talk to them first and they will act hard because they're Egyptians so you gotta show them you want them. They usually don't like shy guys. They are also silent sometimes not because they're unsociable but because people around them annoy them so they stay quite. They also like to use sarcasm and they won't be afraid to fight the fuck out of you if you disrespect them, using means and dry words to hurt you. But they're really super nice and fun.
Damn! that's a cool curly Egyptian!
Did you just saw that curly Egyptian ? she's hot !
The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth
"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"
The 18 of them played Egyptian Leapfrog all night long.
the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.
This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that