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THE BEST FORTNITE PLAYER IN THE WORLD AND DIEING FROM LIGMA
I AM FEAR PANDA BEACUSE I AM A MINECRAFT GOD
Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.
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An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
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Not as good as angry sex but slighlty better than regular sex
When the monster started killing people they decided to have fear sex
KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him
“Have you heard of KSI”
“Yeah I have a fear of him google it “
“Fear of KSI :KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him”
The feeling of aprehension that some more unexperienced video gamers get. It when you know there are enemies up ahead, and you are afraid and hesitant to proceed.
I can play lots of shooters easily, but for some reason Max Payne gives me noob fear all the time.
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While having sex doggy style you grab your partners arm and pull it behind her back and break it. When she turns her head in pain to look at you, you bite her face.
Taken from Robert Deniro's character in the movie "Cape Fear".
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