fried coke

Newest Fair Food: Deep-Fried Coca-Cola

DALLAS -- There are fried Twinkies and even fried candy bars.

Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.

This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.

The Dallas fair may have brought us the tastiness of corndogs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to eat fried Coke.

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free fries

The chips (aka fries) that you find at the bottom of the McDonalds bag when you take your food out.

"Ok, here's your burger and your fries - hey there's like 5 free fries at the bottom of the bag. Sweet mate!"

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perma-fried

to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.

i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.

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fried rice

Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.

Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.

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perma-fried

v 1. to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.

"Wow that Mark Fry kid is perma-fried."

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deep fried

Yet another term to described how high you're feeling.

Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried

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rofl fries

ROFL Fries are a rare food to come by. In order to recieve these delicicies you must go though a strict process.

First, you go to Chicken Fillet (some place in the mall), and walk up to the counter. At that moment, you hear yourself say "I want a chicken sandwich and some..." only to be stopped mid-sentence and proceed to "ROFL" because of a youtube video you watched the previous night because you h
Causing you to mispronounce "waffle" resulting in ordering "rofl fries."

*Matt walks up to the counter*

Cashier: What can I get ya?
Matt: Get me a chicken sandwich and some..
Cashier: Looks like you could use some rofl fries!
Matt (still Rofling): Silly black people!

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