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A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!
Used as an expression of unhappiness or discontent when it seems everything in your life sucks. Also used when getting a ticket or on bad days.
God fuck me! My dad just showed up at my house!
An Accessory- A small, usually black leather or vinyl backpack, worn by females going out for a night on the razz to nightclubs, parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who may or may not wish to send the signal "fuck me". Worn in place of handbag or clutch to carry around essentials for a night out.
Very popular late 1990s and often worn with Fuck Me Boots.
“Hey Shazza, were you wearing your fuck me pack the night you scored my ex?”
1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'
Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.
2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.
1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"
2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"
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A Phrase used when you are feeling like an idiot for saying something, or someone gives you shit for something.
"Karla"- Hey matt, why didnt you go to class this morning there was a test?"
"Matt"- Fuck me Right?
Adam-"Matt Why didnt you drink last night, you could of gotten laid easily?
Matt-"Fuck me right?"
Fuck me right is a rossy saying.
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A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.
Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.
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The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.
Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.
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