Gash Basher

A very thick male erection. More focused on the girth than length. Cock built like a soda can.

He pulled out his gash basher and my only thoughts were “that’s never gonna fit”

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slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

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gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

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gash badger

A person, or persons (usually male) who bother (usually with crude suggestions or general vulgarities) gash.

Man: Can I have a go with your gash?
Woman: No
Man: Oh go on...?
Woman: Stop annoying me you vile, perverted gash badger.

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worship the gash

To adore and pay homage to the female genitalia, in the vein hope that one may get lucky.

That Mikey loves to worship the gash.

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Gash Ratio

The number of girls to every boy at an party/event.

Marc: Dude, there are like 25 girls and 15 boys at this party!

James: Holy shit, man. That's a gash ratio of like 1.7!

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gash-rash

the rash that surrounds a skanky cunt-hole, caused by excessive queef discharge.

Brooke has an immense gash-rash.

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