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ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

by Dead Nancy January 4, 2008

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ghetto-enthusiasm

strong excitement or feeling about something not typically exemplified by someone that is considered "ghetto". often verbalized using vulgar slang in a positive fashion towards something to which it would normally not be directed.

At the National Zoo one day, I heard someone behind me shout, "Yo! It's a mo'fuckin' giraffe!". He certainly had his share of ghetto-enthusiasm about that animal.

by Smeachem Beacham March 15, 2009


ghetto garbage

The urban counterpart to trailer trash. A nonracist description of the the speech, dress, mannerisms, and/or behavior of the low-class urban poor, regardless of race or ethnicity.

A typical piece of ghetto garbage can be identified as such: males wear pants or shorts three or four sizes too big, hanging halfway down their behinds, with their underwear showing; females are often seen with shirts small enough for their little kid sisters to fit into. Both sexes speak as if they were illiterate wannabe rappers, curse practically every other word, and are often loud enough to wake the dead! These people show no class whatsoever.

They try put on a "tough" act, trying to intimidate civilized human beings, but in fact it's all a cover to overcompensate for their intellectual inadequacy. Ghetto garbage show no respect for their elders or legitimate authority figures, but they will brownnose sociopaths and other violent criminal types.
Ghetto garbage inhabit not only the inner cities, but also are on the rise in suburban and even rural areas.

That sagging Roca Wear doesn't look right on me. It makes me look like ghetto garbage!

Cut out that ghetto talk, kid! I didn't raise you to be ghetto garbage!

by meow2u3 May 22, 2009

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ghetto lottery

Blacks making a lot of money by suing someone or some company or authority alleging racism.

The woman won the ghetto lottery by successfully suing the grocery chain for terminating her, claiming racism.

by Bangalore guy February 14, 2011

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ghetto pancakes

toast covered with butter and syrup:)

I'm so lazy i just made ghetto pancakes for dinner.

by DPKsBabyGirL February 21, 2007

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Ghetto iPod

When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.

My ghetto iPod can only hold a few songs at once.

by ahahahahahano March 7, 2013


Ghetto cricket

A chirping smoke detector that needs a battery changed.
A constant reminder you're poor.

You ghetto cricket is hungry for a new nine volt lunch

by February 18, 2023

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