Government Property

A girl under you wanna bone, but is under the legal age. Anothe rterm for (jail bait)

"Man that chick is hot".

"Yeah, but she's governemnt property Dude, so you better leave it well alone".

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government resistance

Not to be confused with the term resistance movement. A resistance movement is an organized effort by some portion of the civil population of a country to withstand the legally established government or an occupying power and to disrupt civil order and stability.
This would be the Governments definition filled with cognitive dissonance. It contradicts itself as many Governmental definitions do.
1. government resistance is the open rebellion and resistance to the general public's insistence that public civil servants must use logic, reason, and truth when performing the duties of public office.

The people must cease and desist their insistence that this administration uses reasonable amounts of Logic and truth when performing the duties of our public office. This wonderful idea will be met with the most steadfast government resistance possible.

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Canadian Government

A horrible, inefficient, man-made entity that is effectively destroying everything we hold dear and our proud of in Canada. Everyday they are inching towards a police state. In a sense they are a gang of thugs with guns stealing money at an unprecedented rate, and then pissing it away and giving it to losers. It is foolish to ask them for protection or trust them with anything you want to keep in your procession.

Q: Why the hell is my pay cheque so small?
A: The Canadian Government took 50% of it, without your consent.

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government agent

"I'm a government agent" means "I recieve financial aid such as disability, unemployment, etc, from the government".

Mike and Jeff are "government agents". Their "mission" this week is to investigate the coastline for any interesting persons and/or activites.

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The Shadow Government

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy

This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.

The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.

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Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.