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The most complicated and difficult sex maneuver known to mankind. It involves doing a girl from behind while facing a window while one's friend with similar make and model of penis is positioned with in a closet or other hiding place somewhere in the room. In one split second the first man pulls out while the friend jumps in and continues to doggy style the girl without her noticing. The first man then goes outside and waves at the girl while she thinks he is still doing her from behind. For extra points do it on a the third floor or higher of a building, though this requires repelling equipment or a jet pack.
Dude, you can't believe it, but I actually pulled off the great Houdini last night, granted I got slapped, but I am only the third man in all of history to have ever done it.
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A substitute for "OH MY GOD!" in a mock Indian accent.
Great Ghandi! That's a big gun!
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The Great Deceiver is the true god and everyone else’s religion is based on what different people thing it is. It is truly up to you as to what it is.
“The Great Deceiver is the true god, although people interpret what it’s true motivations are.”
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Jill says "So what do you think of horror movies?"
Andrew says "its great achiever"
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The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.
"The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish."
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The social regression of the United States between 2016 and 2019 where the two opposing sides are the Democrats and the Republicans fighting over political nonsense.
The Great Regression has no end in sight.
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Used by crazy, wild-eyed scientists who are into time traveling and hanging out with high school boys.
Great Scott, Back to the Future is awesome, but why does such an old dude hang out with a high school kid.
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