1. type of 'punch' made with fruit and everclear.
2. a phrase describing an anus (male of female) that is very hairy.
1. i need to drink some hairy buffalo.
2. Angela has got one big hairy buffalo.
a male with lots of leg and chest hair,having hairy legs or a hairy chest
wow check out that guy hes a real hairy magillacutti, did you see how hairy his legs are hes a hairy magillacutti
Librarian with too much pubic hair
That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.
when she has her period and also a hairy vagina
"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"
A fat older lady's hairy vagina, aka "Hairy Sandwich"
"Aawww dude I bet that lady's got a serious Hairy Sandwich goin on"
1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.