Resin Hand

Condition that is caused by getting weed resin on one's hands, usually occuring after the cleaning/emptying of a bowl, bong, pipe, etc. Common side effects include sticky hands/fingers, impossible-to-remove black goo, and lingering pot odor.

Person 1: Dude I don't know if I can go to class today.
Person 2: Why not? We aren't even that high.
Person 1: I just got resin hand. I think I'm gonna have to wash my hands for the next hour to get rid of the stickyness and stench.

Wacky Hand

A dance where you extend your arms out not so much, turn your hands sideways and your palms face you, then move it up and down, one hand going up, the other hand going down.

"Bro, wanna do the wacky hand with me?"
"Duuuude the wacky hand is like s o o o radical."

Cheese Hands

A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.

" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."


"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

hand-lover

1) one who masturbates constantly and frquently
2) one who has a fetish for hands

1) Richie loves his hand at least three times a night
2) Billie gets a special feeling when he's around hands

trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.

She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.

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knife hand

When you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your "knife hand" at other people and tell them how fucked up they are. Using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. You can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.

Did you just knife hand me?

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hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

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