Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach
"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."
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Female version of blue balls.
βHey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?β
βOh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hangerβ
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Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.
..."after a tenuous moment of patience, this morning's hole hanger dropped safely into the great abyss"
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a fart (or any other form of gassy production)that is not able to exit the body. it can be easily exposed of by squishing the butt cheeks together. the stank-hanger should slide out unnoticed. stank-hangers are usially silent and have no potent stench. they usially occur before a large bowel movement.
to a group of friends: guys hold on i gotta stop and release my stank-hanger.
Freind: aw kevin gross!
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The act of dropping fecal matter or "droppin' a dook" off of a suspended platform;
ie. A balcony, scaffolding etc.
John: Oh what the hell man, what the fuck are you doing?
Tim: I'm pullin' a hanger man...
John: There's a name for that!? Awh god...
Tim: Ain't nothin' like dookin' off the balcony. Hand me the toilet paper.
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When your wife likes to hang up your badass shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler's shirt - it causes protruding titties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! Aka ... HANGER TITTIES
Did you see bro's new badass golf shirt today? It looks great ... now he had a set of hanger titties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. Woo hoo!
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When you shake your penis after pissing but there will always be one drop remaining.
Rob: Don't tell me you had a shit in there.
Dan: I didn't! It was just a massive piss hanger.
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