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noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.
Watch out that the space herpes don't get you while you sleep.
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Space herpes, or commonly known as "the Borg", spreads fast, assimilates, and resistance is futile.
First officer: Did you bang that Borg whore?
Captain: I'm Locutus of Borg... resistance is futile.
First officer: He has the space herpes!
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A Herpie Curtain. A Herp curt is a tombstone like mustache utilized to cover up a herpie outbreak.
a. Do you see that guys herp curt???
b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!
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Noun| Something so terible it gives you visual herpes
Oh my god, this video of these people trying to twerk gave me visual herpes
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the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD
Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.
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The dangerous game you play when you hookup with someone that you know has herpes.
Chris: How was your night?
Dave: Good, I hooked up with that slutty girl Amanda.
Chris: Niiiiiice...but you know she has the herp..
Dave: Yeah I got to stop playing herpes roulette.
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When a chick's herpes creates pockets of gas that release into her pussy and she queefs them out.
For some strange reason in my drunken stupor, I almost went down on her. But then I heard her fuckin' herpe burpies and I promptly ran the hell out of there.
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