holy moley

Phrase used when surprised. Usually used by neatos. Similiar to "Oh my gosh!" Derived from "holy crap!"

Holy moley! I think I love Joe!!!

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Holy Jeez

Something used as a filler for when you are about to yell "Holy Shit!" but it's the wrong time or place to do so.

At a wedding...
Brosef Numbero Uno (whispers): "Dude, that cake looks like a dick"

Brosef Numbero Dos: "HOLY... JEEZ"

Brosef Numbero Uno: "Really, Holy Jeez?"

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holy priest

A version of the World of Warcraft priest class based on talent build.

Synonyms:

1. Free HK in Battlegrounds
2. Inferior Paladin
3. Pin Cushion
4. PvP speed bump
5. Warrior Fodder

Warrior: HAHA 2-shotted that holy priest with my easy-to-get crafted ax.

"ROFL! that holy priest tried to pvp against me 1v1 and I OWNED him."

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holy roller

Generally refer to one who attends a charismatic church service. In which places a great amount of importance on the Holy Spirit.
This person tends to be a very devout Christian and during church service, maybe become influenced heavily by the Holy Spirit. Therefore consequently dropping on the floor and rolling "in the Spirit"
Hence where the term was coined, Holy Roller. Also generally is a derogatory term.

"I went to that Pentecostal church down the road, and they're just a bunch of Holy Rollers.

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holy balls

an exclamation expressing shock first coined by Chris McCurley

(You catch your wife with the mailman)
"HOLY BALLS"

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Holy Schnikes

A non-cursing expression of amazement and/or surprise.

(It's pronounced schnaik-ees, not schnaiks.)

Holy schnikes, Fedor Emelianenko is raping Brock Lesnar! And not just figuratively, he's actually raping him/it!

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holy crapoli!

holy crap with some zing to it.

Holy crapoli! You sank my battle ship.

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