White Trash Hustle

Commonly know as "Line Dancing" It is were an agreed on set of movements, done in a stiff, almost zombie-like fashion, is executed by a group of people to a certain song. Music with a heavy drum beat is chosen so that the even heavy drinkers can stumble along...

This dance is usually the precursor to a woman becoming a single mother.

Roscoe: Looks like those folks are having a fine time line dancing! That one in front with her tongue sticking out just winked at me.

Gregory: Looks like the White Trash Hustle to me.

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Side Chick Hustle

Hustling the side chick out of the house before the wife comes home.

I need to rent an apartment for my side chick hustle so I don't have to get her out of the house everytime we bounce the bed.

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side hustle

When you’re trying to play it cool and professional, but you’ve got some dirty business going on in your pants. Your loose-cut boxer briefs have to be put in their place so your manhood doesn’t get smushed and knocked around. So you pick a side and let it ride.

Every Friday, Dave wears the same jeans, and every Friday he’s at it with that same aggressive, two-handed Side Hustle. Nothing business casual about it.

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hustle your crotch

To reach for your best friend
To check on the boss
To give a handshake to your better half
To give five to little Guido
To rearrange the family photo

When in Italy, to ward off bad luck, you should hustle your crotch - like when a black cat walks by.

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Knock My Hustle

when homeboy messes wit my hustle; messes it up mane like u know actin like he runnin ish; i wish a playa would...

when kid come on my turf; act like he's running ish... its over man im serious... knock my hustle yeah right.... haha

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half-ass hustle

Going through all the motions of running, but going the same speed as walking.

That half-ass hustle isn't fooling anyone.

Thanks for letting me cross the street! Here's some half-ass hustle to make you think I care.

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White man hustle

While walking across an intersection, the white man is the only race of people to quickly change pace from a careless saunter into a quick burst of speed in order to hustle across the street as to not hold up traffic.
*note: this is fact, other races of people have no concerns for those being held up by the walkway

Come on, Tim! We're holding up the traffic. We better white man hustle across the street.

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