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Bald man taps on you so you become erect.
Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.
Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.
Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.
A side piece,Someone who doesn’t deserve to be on your phone
Oh yeah don’t worry he’s just an iPad guy
a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.
friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”
man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*
When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse
Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.