The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend
Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!
The Reason why my Brother has no girlfriend
Me: Hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: Get out of my room I’m playing Minecraft pocket edition on my IPad
A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)
Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad
Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*
Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.
Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.
I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet”
My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad
It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.
Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.
Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?
A device created by Apple Inc., released on January 27, 2010, that features a display size between 7.9 inches and 12.9 inches, that has been updated for 12 years.
I just got my new iPad Pro M1, but it performs just as well as my 2018 version!