Car meet

This is a kind of event where petrolheads come together to share stories about their cars.

I'm going down to the car meet to make new friends.

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track meet

The longest sports event known to mankind that never gets recognized over the intercom by the principal that stupid whore

Guy: Dude you look super tired
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.

Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important

Guy: That whore

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meet market

A social network dating site. Play off of meat market.

That site is such a meet market. I took my profile down- the whole process creeps me out.

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TUBMAP Meeting

Totally Useless But Munchies Are Provided

A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

"Man I hate these weekly meetings, they're sooo boring!"

"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"

"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"

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Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.

Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.

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meet Ralph

To vomit after one consumes an overwhelming amount of alcohol. It is usually said in a mocking manner after a fellow party goer loses the contents of his stomach. Instead of saying "I ralphed." , you say, "I met Raplh."

'Ralph' and 'Ralf' can be interchangable. The origin of 'Ralph' comes from the sound one makes when they throw up, "RRRAAAAAALLLLPH!!"

"I heard you met Raplh last night, huh?"

"If I keep drinking at this pace, I'm gonna meet Raplh."

"Hey did you hear? Bill met Ralph last night."

"If you want me to drink all those forties, I'm gonna have to introduce you to Ralph."

meet Ralph

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Meeting Ass

When you've been in so many meetings in one day, your ass feels like it's ready to fall off.

Man, I can barely walk from this meeting ass!

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