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sit and surf

When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop

Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.

by PMC1120 July 2, 2009


surf love

A spur of the moment type of love where you’re attracted to the crazy side of someone

Those two just meet and they’re already all over eachother, must be surf love

by El mongo May 26, 2019


Butt Surfing

In a locker room, the act of sitting on the bench without a towel. Also a way of marking ones territory to keep others away.

“I use this locker dude..way too much butt surfing over by you man.”

by Jmaster12 January 29, 2019


Drink Surfing

The act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.

Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.

Drunk Person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.

Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.

Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.

Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight

Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.

Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.

Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.

Later that night....

Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.

by broglah April 30, 2012


Michigan Surfing

When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves

Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?

Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼

by Biglad412 March 15, 2022


album surfing

listening to various albums back to back in a fashion of binge-watching for music

(Daniel) What are you doing tonight

(Jeff) I'm album surfing my favorite band

by non rubber duck February 6, 2020


Slum Surfing

The act of driving through a very deprived area in a car worth more than the area itself. Usually to get a rush out of the locals attempting to chase the driver.

"Oh darn it Edwin, I'm fed up of all this champagne - lets go slum surfing for a chuckle"

by Shady Hady October 1, 2008