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John

And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block

OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?

by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020


John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020


John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

by Beefcake45 November 24, 2021


Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 12, 2018


The Johns

currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.

The Johns are at it again!

by blokzberry July 12, 2006

7👍 7👎


john

The cutest boy you'll ever meet so nice, funny, generous, and smart. VERY smart

Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !

by Heyitzmebria March 25, 2017

4👍 3👎


john

hes ugly. and rude and annoying

person 1~ john is so ugly

by champ10n October 15, 2018

5👍 3👎