And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”
OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?
A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like
Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.
currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.
The Johns are at it again!
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The cutest boy you'll ever meet so nice, funny, generous, and smart. VERY smart
Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
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