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Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff
Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(
The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.
"what a shithole this caravan is"
"thank God for caravan karma then my son"
Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.
Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma
weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.
The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!
The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!
Karma Cash - Life's currency that is deposited or withdrawn into "Life's Bank" aka the karma pool.
That Browns defended keeps taking cheap shots at the backup QB for the Jets. If he keeps it up, then Life's Bank is going to come looking for their Karma Cash and I know his ass ain't got two cents. And the bank don't take checks so his peoples are going to have to cover!